The Boring Knight

The Boring Knight needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Knight desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes hug. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be fun. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Knight desperately desired a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Boring Knight desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Knight desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Knight always had with them a pint of beer that they would often demolish. It might be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.