The Unusual Knight

The Unusual Knight always had with them a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Unusual Knight always had with them a radiator that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Knight always kept a piece of paper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Knight needed a wig that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Knight desperately looked for a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a toilet brush of all things.

The Unusual Knight looked for a crown that they liked to embrace. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing to opt for.