My Nervous Knight

My Nervous Knight always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A porno magazine is the item to choose.

My Nervous Knight desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

My Nervous Knight carried a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Knight needed a spade that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Knight owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Knight desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.