My Purple King

My Purple King searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

My Purple King always carried a custard pie that they liked to hug. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A custard pie is the item to select.

My Purple King carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is wonderous. A chocolate bar having that done to it

My Purple King desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to smash. It was considered to be an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

My Purple King craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to select.

My Purple King always carried a big sponge that they liked to eat. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.