A Grumpy King

A Grumpy King always kept a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug being the item opted for.

A Grumpy King desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a new action, to most, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy King found a bag of poop that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided it was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop of all things.

A Grumpy King owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

A Grumpy King desired a bat that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bat being the thing opted for.

A Grumpy King had a Harry Potter wand to throw. It should have been an original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the King, who felt it would be amazing. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.