Her Horny King

Her Horny King looked for a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was spectacular. A stapler being the chosen item.

Her Horny King wanted a teapot that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was wonderous. A teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Horny King always had with them a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

Her Horny King always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a curious action, to my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen item.

Her Horny King desperately wanted a bat that they would put on his head. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Her Horny King desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who feels it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.