Her Naughty King

Her Naughty King had a sponge that they liked to cuddle. It would be a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thinks it was wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Her Naughty King looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

Her Naughty King desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Her Naughty King always kept a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item opted for.

Her Naughty King carried a vibrator that they liked to break. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

Her Naughty King owned a radiator that they would sometimes hug. It might be an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the King, who assumed it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.