My Tired King

My Tired King desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

My Tired King wanted a stapler that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

My Tired King often carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

My Tired King owned a computer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to choose.

My Tired King wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

My Tired King often carried a cup that they would often put up their bum. It was an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup was the chosen item.