The Brainy King

The Brainy King desperately needed a cup that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Brainy King searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy King craved for a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom of all things.

The Brainy King always had with them a spade that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy King always kept a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the King, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy King found a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the King, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a melon being the item selected.