Tired Jerk

Tired Jerk desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would often throw. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.

Tired Jerk desperately searched for a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen thing.

Tired Jerk desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

Tired Jerk looked for a sack of potatoes to cuddle. It should have been an original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Tired Jerk desired a ball that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a ball being the item selected.

Tired Jerk wanted a spade that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.