My Silly Jerk

My Silly Jerk always kept a pint of beer to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Silly Jerk searched for a stapler that they would sometimes throw. This seems an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler having that done to it

My Silly Jerk looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

My Silly Jerk wanted a hat that they would drop. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

My Silly Jerk always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

My Silly Jerk always had with them a stretchman to worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to select.