Her Purple Jerk

Her Purple Jerk desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

Her Purple Jerk found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Jerk often carried a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. It might have been an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

Her Purple Jerk looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. A magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Jerk desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Her Purple Jerk desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.