The Chinese Jerk

The Chinese Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a curious operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Jerk wanted a piece of paper that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

The Chinese Jerk had a cucumber that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Chinese Jerk desperately searched for a spade that they would cuddle. It is a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Jerk wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

The Chinese Jerk desperately looked for a tomato that they liked to share. It is a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.