Her Ugly Jerk

Her Ugly Jerk carried a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.

Her Ugly Jerk often carried a bottle of beer that they would often eat. This seems an unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Her Ugly Jerk desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Jerk searched for a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

Her Ugly Jerk always carried a CD player to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Jerk desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.