Her Orange Jerk

Her Orange Jerk searched for a pint of cider that they would embrace. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Her Orange Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they would throw. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

Her Orange Jerk desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

Her Orange Jerk owned a tomato that they liked to break. It is an unusual idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to opt for.

Her Orange Jerk wanted a sword to put on his head. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Her Orange Jerk needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally worship. It would be a funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.