Her Unusual Jerk

Her Unusual Jerk always had with them a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

Her Unusual Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of coke to throw. It should be a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Her Unusual Jerk often carried a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Unusual Jerk carried a toilet brush that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

Her Unusual Jerk always had with them a radiator that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

Her Unusual Jerk desperately needed a cheese grater to drop. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.