The Dodgy Jerk

The Dodgy Jerk always carried a mug that they liked to worship. It might be an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Jerk always kept a bottle of coke that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Dodgy Jerk searched for a vibrator that they would eat. It should be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Jerk often carried a painting of a melon to smash. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Jerk always had with them a crown that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Jerk often carried a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.