A Colourful Jerk

A Colourful Jerk craved for a sword that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item opted for.

A Colourful Jerk always carried a little monkey that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Jerk needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Colourful Jerk desperately wanted a teapot to play with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

A Colourful Jerk found a bottle of wine to rub on his belly. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Jerk desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.