My Different Jerk

My Different Jerk owned a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a crown being the item selected.

My Different Jerk needed a bag of flour that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

My Different Jerk desperately needed a tomato that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a different action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

My Different Jerk carried a dildo that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is epic. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

My Different Jerk desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. It might be a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

My Different Jerk desperately needed a tomato that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to opt for.