Depressed Jerk

Depressed Jerk desired a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Depressed Jerk found a block of cheese that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Depressed Jerk carried a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Depressed Jerk desired a set of lego that they would put up their bum. It is a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set of lego of all things.

Depressed Jerk searched for a bottle of beer to try to nail to the wall. It would be an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A bottle of beer of all things.

Depressed Jerk desperately craved for a bat to hug. This is certainly an exciting action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be stunning. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.