The Big Jerk

The Big Jerk desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Big Jerk looked for a bottle of coke that they would annihilate This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Jerk desired a rubber johnny that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Big Jerk carried a bottle of wine that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Big Jerk carried a porno magazine that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Big Jerk owned a porno magazine that they would break. This could be considered a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.