Exciting Jerk

Exciting Jerk carried a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly new thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Exciting Jerk always kept a vibrator that they would often annihilate It is a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Jerk looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Jerk desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Exciting Jerk always had with them a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Jerk needed a dildo that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to opt for.