Foolish Jerk

Foolish Jerk had a mug that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.

Foolish Jerk craved for a sponge that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Foolish Jerk always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.

Foolish Jerk always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to share. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

Foolish Jerk always carried a tomato that they would worship. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Foolish Jerk always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it