Unusual Jerk

Unusual Jerk desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to drop. It might be a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Unusual Jerk wanted a mug to sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.

Unusual Jerk wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Unusual Jerk always had with them a bat that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Unusual Jerk owned a set square to cuddle. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A set square would be the item chosen.

Unusual Jerk always had with them a radiator that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a radiator being the thing selected.