A Eccentric Jerk

A Eccentric Jerk looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

A Eccentric Jerk searched for a custard pie that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Jerk always carried a crown that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to choose.

A Eccentric Jerk needed a custard pie that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

A Eccentric Jerk often carried a big sponge that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Jerk always kept a sword that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.