My Special Jerk

My Special Jerk wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

My Special Jerk wanted a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

My Special Jerk desired a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

My Special Jerk desperately needed a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

My Special Jerk searched for a helmet that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a helmet was the chosen item.

My Special Jerk often carried a cup that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing opted for.