A Troubled Jerk

A Troubled Jerk desired a teapot that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be fun. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

A Troubled Jerk desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

A Troubled Jerk desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

A Troubled Jerk always carried a cucumber to cuddle. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A cucumber is the item to select.

A Troubled Jerk searched for a condom that they would break. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

A Troubled Jerk desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to throw. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.