The Talented Jerk

The Talented Jerk desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes share. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was breathtaking. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Talented Jerk searched for a ball that they would often worship. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.

The Talented Jerk desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.

The Talented Jerk desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Jerk wanted a cup to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Talented Jerk found a little monkey that they sometimes embrace. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.