The Nervous Jerk

The Nervous Jerk had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Jerk desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes experiment on. It is an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Jerk carried a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Nervous Jerk had a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Jerk often carried a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to select.

The Nervous Jerk desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would eat. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.