Curious Jerk

Curious Jerk looked for a can of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Curious Jerk always kept a toilet brush that they would often sleep with. This seems a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Curious Jerk wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Curious Jerk desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Curious Jerk always carried a computer that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Curious Jerk always kept a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.