The Exciting Jerk

The Exciting Jerk desperately needed a radiator to embrace. It should have been a strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Exciting Jerk carried a bottle of coke that they would hug. It should be a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Jerk desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Jerk looked for a radiator that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Jerk desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Jerk carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.