His Colourful Jerk

His Colourful Jerk desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

His Colourful Jerk always carried a custard pie that they liked to break. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

His Colourful Jerk wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be spectacular. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

His Colourful Jerk always carried a crown to sleep with. It might have been a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the thing opted for.

His Colourful Jerk often carried a pen that they would sometimes throw. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

His Colourful Jerk desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. One might say this is an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.