My Cheerful Hedgehog

My Cheerful Hedgehog desperately needed a porno magazine that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was out of this world. A porno magazine being the chosen item.

My Cheerful Hedgehog owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

My Cheerful Hedgehog often carried a bat that they liked to experiment on. This seems a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a bat is the thing to choose.

My Cheerful Hedgehog always kept a wig to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

My Cheerful Hedgehog had a melon that they would throw. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. A melon would be the item that was selected.

My Cheerful Hedgehog had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally worship. It would be a different approach to life, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.