A Fucking Hedgehog

A Fucking Hedgehog craved for a little monkey that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Hedgehog desperately craved for a sword that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

A Fucking Hedgehog always carried a painting of a melon to put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

A Fucking Hedgehog had a cup that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen item.

A Fucking Hedgehog searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

A Fucking Hedgehog desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.