The Jolly Hedgehog

The Jolly Hedgehog found a porno magazine that they sometimes demolish. It should have been an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A porno magazine being the item selected.

The Jolly Hedgehog wanted a bag of poop to break. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Hedgehog owned a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Jolly Hedgehog desperately craved for a tomato that they would cuddle. It is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Hedgehog desperately craved for a hat that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A hat was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Hedgehog desperately craved for a wig that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a wig being the chosen thing.