The Green Hedgehog

The Green Hedgehog had a stapler that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Green Hedgehog desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. It is a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

The Green Hedgehog had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Hedgehog always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Green Hedgehog desired a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Green Hedgehog carried a magic 8 ball that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was amazing. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.