A Red Gremlin

A Red Gremlin often carried a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

A Red Gremlin looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

A Red Gremlin wanted a CD player to put up their bum. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

A Red Gremlin desperately searched for a helmet that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to select.

A Red Gremlin often carried a rubber chicken to sit and look at. It was an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

A Red Gremlin searched for a custard pie to cuddle. This seems a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.