The Adorable Gremlin

The Adorable Gremlin always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Gremlin carried a teapot that they would throw. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was out of this world. Remarkably, a teapot being the item selected.

The Adorable Gremlin desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Gremlin always carried a tomato that they would often annihilate It might have been an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Adorable Gremlin desperately wanted a melon to embrace. It is a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a melon was the chosen item.

The Adorable Gremlin desperately desired a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.