My Dodgy Gremlin

My Dodgy Gremlin wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Gremlin desperately desired a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the item opted for.

My Dodgy Gremlin desperately looked for a ball to cuddle. This might appear to be a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

My Dodgy Gremlin looked for a sword that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sword being the item selected.

My Dodgy Gremlin desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would throw. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

My Dodgy Gremlin always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.