The Dodgy Gremlin

The Dodgy Gremlin always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Gremlin wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Dodgy Gremlin searched for a custard pie that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Gremlin desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Gremlin desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Gremlin needed a helmet that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. A helmet being the item opted for.