The Horny Gremlin

The Horny Gremlin found a tomato to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Horny Gremlin wanted a little monkey that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Gremlin desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Horny Gremlin desperately needed a hat that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was epic. A hat is the thing to choose.

The Horny Gremlin desperately looked for a computer that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Gremlin often carried a sword to demolish. This seems an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was selected.