The Jolly Gremlin

The Jolly Gremlin always kept a CD player that they sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a CD player having that done to it

The Jolly Gremlin desperately searched for a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

The Jolly Gremlin desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally smash. This seems an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be miraculous. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Gremlin owned a mug to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Gremlin desperately needed a can of coke that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Jolly Gremlin needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.