Determined Giraffe

Determined Giraffe needed a can of coke that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Determined Giraffe desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Determined Giraffe desperately desired a wig that they sometimes play with. It should be a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

Determined Giraffe desired a little monkey that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it

Determined Giraffe desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally break. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Determined Giraffe desired a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.