Cute Giraffe

Cute Giraffe wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

Cute Giraffe needed a dildo that they would often worship. It was a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

Cute Giraffe desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

Cute Giraffe owned a stretchman that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a strange thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

Cute Giraffe looked for a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pen being the chosen item.

Cute Giraffe found a melon that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item selected.