The Tired Giraffe

The Tired Giraffe looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Giraffe found a custard pie that they would hug. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Tired Giraffe desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Giraffe craved for a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Giraffe always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to cuddle. It was a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Giraffe craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.