A Red Giraffe

A Red Giraffe owned a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.

A Red Giraffe desperately desired a hat that they would share. It would be an odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

A Red Giraffe had a can of Tango to throw. It would have been an odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

A Red Giraffe desperately wanted a cucumber that they would break. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

A Red Giraffe searched for a pint of beer to break. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Red Giraffe searched for a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat of all things.