The Crypting Giraffe

The Crypting Giraffe desired a tomato that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Giraffe desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Giraffe carried a dildo that they sometimes play with. It should have been a curious operation, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Giraffe always carried a lava lamp that they would play with. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Giraffe wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Crypting Giraffe desperately wanted a bag of poop to break. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop having that done to it