The Silly Giraffe

The Silly Giraffe desired a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Silly Giraffe wanted a bat that they would often smash. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Giraffe craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Giraffe desperately desired a set square that they would eat. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Silly Giraffe always kept a condom that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom having that done to it

The Silly Giraffe carried a bottle of wine to embrace. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.