A Lucky Giraffe

A Lucky Giraffe desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine of all things.

A Lucky Giraffe always carried a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Lucky Giraffe always kept a pint of cider that they would sit and look at. It should have been a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

A Lucky Giraffe often carried a condom that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

A Lucky Giraffe wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

A Lucky Giraffe always kept a mug that they would play with. It would be a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to opt for.