His Lovely Giraffe

His Lovely Giraffe desperately wanted a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It is a weird operation, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

His Lovely Giraffe desired a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been an original proposal, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

His Lovely Giraffe desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

His Lovely Giraffe looked for a teapot that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Giraffe wanted a dildo that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item opted for.

His Lovely Giraffe looked for a dildo that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.